Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for July 19, 2020

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    Farside99  over 4 years ago

    As shown, they planned to fire the batteries (starboard) away from the castle.

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    sandpiper  over 4 years ago

    Depends which way the guy was facing when the command was given. Bung never mentioned the port was left of the bow.

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    DavidSharp Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Oh dear, oh dear: so many problems to unravel here. Apart from the starport confusion, we learn that the king’s castle, far from being on terra firma, is actually floating in the moat, because it sinks when holed (above the waterline, but we’ll have to gloss over that detail). This means that the moat, while small in area, is actually very, very deep.

    Not forgetting the urgent question raised by the last frame: Can the Fink swim?

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    Nyckname  over 4 years ago

    When sailing from Europe to America,

    Port Out Starboard Home

    keeps the sun on your side of the ship.

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    ChessPirate  over 4 years ago

    I don’t know, Fink, it’s not every captain that can sink a tower… ☺

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    Rod is a towering Id-iot!

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    Yakety Sax  over 4 years ago

    Looks like its time to fink or swim…..

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    craigwestlake  over 4 years ago

    Port Out, Starboard Home; the POSH, POSH life for me…

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    brklnbern  over 4 years ago

    Bung wouldn’t have made such a mistake.

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