Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for July 07, 2020

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    sandpiper  over 4 years ago

    Dudley might not know the difference between dog and dog, but he won’t be spending his money at the dog pound.

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    Skeptical Meg  over 4 years ago

    Ya think?

    It seems all of the sailors I’ve ever met are Dudleys. At least, after all these years, I can stop taking it personally.

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    Ed The Red Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Dudley believes that women and seamen shouldn’t mix.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    IDK…any sailor I ever met were anything BUT dud-leys

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    What else can you expect from an old sea dog?!

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 4 years ago

    The most I spent at sea without a port call was 110 days, that a loooong time. A couple of Carriers actually spent more time than that, and I’m sure those Sailors aren’t the least impressed with my 110.

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    PuppyPapa  over 4 years ago

    From Benny Hill to an ex-sailor:

    “You don’t even remember which one IS the opposite sex!”

    “Yes I do! They’re the ones that dance backwards!”

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    brklnbern  over 4 years ago

    Perhaps.

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