The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 16, 2020

I’ve noticed new condos are constructed very close together and resemble kennels.

Does it have a room to make into a man-cave?

You won’t be dragging your knuckles when you meet the bear in there.

“As soon as somebody invents a door and lock, I’ll give you this key for it.”

The mind bends trying to comprehend a year being “Before” anything. Maybe I could tackle it after a few coffees.

It’s got shag carpet, so drag knuckles not so bad.

A new meaning to the words “His Den”!

“The evolution of posture”

First came politics. Then came posturing. Personal posture was a late development.

Good one!!

The lack of a bidet was a dealbreaker, alas.

Dude, your phalanges are sticking out.

High ceilings AND low floors

Oh sure, next he’ll have to bath annually and change his pelt before it rots off his body.

How would they know what year it is B.C.?

Me let you know. First, need to check out cave at Altamira.

Check signage, human ancestors have been here for approx 6 million years and modern humans with fire about 250,000 years. Good try though.

Dun… Duuuun… DUUUNN… Dah DU-Ow! Ceiling still too low!

Even Single Family Homes are set just feet apart now, as young buyers don’t want a yard to take care of.

Well, that explains it!

There’s also an indoor pool.

But books to put on head not invented yet.

so why are they dragging their knockles on the ground outside…the ceiling there is infinite.

The comments on the use of “B.C.” remind me of a classic brain-teaser from when I was a kid: An archaeologist reported finding a coin dated 500 B.C. How did people know he was lying?

Note: This comment contains 90% recycled material. I made a similar comment the last time the use of “B.C.” came up in a cartoon.

I watched a documentary some years ago and the narrator mentioned that our idea that Neanderthals were hunched back came from a set of bones that have since been determined to have had osteoporosis and that it wasn’t indicative of others who lived during that time. Not sure how accurate that info was but it was on like the History channel back in the late 90’s.