The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 18, 2020

What if her wind broke?

But stop at the market for some “Glade”.

Must be one of the newer water resistant ’phones.

They’re going to use a midalewife.

Thought that her air bubbles would come from… somewhere… else!

I’ll be home in a minnow!

Use the oxygen till I get there….

Boil some water! No, wait…

Is that a . . . land line?

And, a few minutes later, Henry Limpet VI came into the world…

Could just be gas. My mother thought my sister was a bowel movement.

Baabee… CARP! Doo doo doo doo doo…

He would but he’s a little frantic right now. In fact he’s in seine.

He’ll get home to egg her on.

He’s gotta cream her genes.

I see what you did there…

But I’m still at school.

She’s on a roe.

It’ll take him a while; he has to swim upstream.