After all that you should start with the wine menu.
As if Trader Joe’s had a diner!
I like that Food Poisoning Probability menu. That’s my kind of menu! I want to know what my odds are of getting food poisoning. (Hopefully low.)
Yeah, let’s start with the poisoning statistics, and work backwards. And, I’d like the glass of hand sanitizer before the meal.
Funny how no one ever asks for that last one, which youd think would be the most important one….
The price for cage-free grasshoppers went up.
and for a small fee we will puree your order so that you may drink it through a straw, thus being able to not remove your mask while eating.
Full disclosure is where it’s at-
Check please! :)
In the US, the food-poisoning probability is the restaurant grade number posted at the front of the restaurant, courtesy of the local food inspector.
marilynnbyerly over 4 years ago
After all that you should start with the wine menu.
Zykoic over 4 years ago
As if Trader Joe’s had a diner!
Alien-X over 4 years ago
I like that Food Poisoning Probability menu. That’s my kind of menu! I want to know what my odds are of getting food poisoning. (Hopefully low.)
Ida No over 4 years ago
Yeah, let’s start with the poisoning statistics, and work backwards. And, I’d like the glass of hand sanitizer before the meal.
tims145 over 4 years ago
Funny how no one ever asks for that last one, which youd think would be the most important one….
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 4 years ago
The price for cage-free grasshoppers went up.
Saddenedby Premium Member over 4 years ago
and for a small fee we will puree your order so that you may drink it through a straw, thus being able to not remove your mask while eating.
ocarol7 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Full disclosure is where it’s at-
Impkins Premium Member over 4 years ago
Check please! :)
marilynnbyerly over 4 years ago
In the US, the food-poisoning probability is the restaurant grade number posted at the front of the restaurant, courtesy of the local food inspector.