Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 09, 2020

Horatio Caine: “Looks like we got us a real…” [Lowers shades] “CATastrophe here!”

[POWER CHORD PLAYS]

Even Clousseau could solve this one.

“Weren’t those hors d’oeuvres for anybody?”

There’s liquid evidence now. Solid evidence can be found tomorrow morning in the litter.

Kitty’s on a seafood, uh, make that a fishbowl diet.

Meow…..

Trying to hide in plain site probably won’t work this time.

I’ve never seen a cat look guilty.

Oh no, where’s Lennon and McCartney.

I once could not figure out what had happened to my parakeet. Until the poodle threw it up.

You need to cover your tracks better.

I believe you, cat! NOT guilty!

Kitty don’t care!

I think the cat did it.

CSI cat situations investigated