The K Chronicles by Keith Knight for July 06, 2020

Ha ha ha ha !

As someone who had once a voicemail transcription service (came with a certain landline), I can say that not all things transcribed well.

I had a T shirt that said “The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword,” but it shrunk and “pen” and “is” merged, creating an entirely different message.

“Why yes, Keith, I know. I know.”

I can totally see this happening.

Who is Chris and what was his piece?? Chris Ware, perhaps?

I don’t know if this is the Chris Lanier in question, but this infographic is amazing https://chrislanierart.wordpress.com/2018/08/31/an-anatomy-of-institutional-racism/

Would be even funnier if Chris were “Christine”.

In my radio days, there was a certain debate over whether to pronounce pianist as PEE-annist or pee-ANNist. I thought PEE-annist was cooler, somehow, until the time when I tagged a cut saying so-and-so was the penis. I never said PEE-annist again.

That’s why I will never use voice-to-text software.

Well, two things can be true!

Back when I only used public library computers auto-correct used to change my family Andrade to Android. Is that why I always have to prove I’m not a robot?

Heaven save us all from auto-correct!

I pray there is a special place in Hell for the creators of that abomination.

LOL Haha gay