Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 24, 2020

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    “I had the darndest time getting two whales and dolphins on board, until I realized that they can swim…”

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Just wait until the rain starts falling, then TRY to keep them out.

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    vree66 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Herding cats is easy. Rattle a bag of cat treats and continue rattling it while walking where you want them to go. Easy, I do it with mine all the time.

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    allen@home  over 4 years ago

    Had trouble with the cats, but tigers,panthers,cougars and leopards were no problem.

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    whahoppened  over 4 years ago

    It’s a shame can openers weren’t invented yet! Noah would have had more cats than he could handle.

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    PleaseStay6PixelsAway  over 4 years ago

    Can’t blame the cats. I wouldn’t want to be on a boat with 5,000,000 different species of animals (times 2) either. (Yes, I believe it’s all true. Why do you ask?)

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    backyardcowboy  over 4 years ago

    If only Noah had had flea collars.

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    J Quest  over 4 years ago

    They probably thought he was taking them to the vet…

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    Steverino Premium Member over 4 years ago

    That’s not Noah, that’s Claude.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Those darn cats….always have to be obstinate ….meow

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 4 years ago

    And now they keep knocking the other animals off the boat.

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    hooglah  over 4 years ago

    Should have left them off the ark…….

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    swanridge  over 4 years ago

    Thus the old phrase about herding cats.

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    syzygy47  over 4 years ago

    Noah has to keep letting them on…and off…and on…and off…

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    dmagoon202ii  over 4 years ago

    If they didn’t include GREAT cats, Noah’s lucky.

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    Jml58  over 4 years ago

    And the unicorns were playing silly games.

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    paullp Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Should have let them stay behind, Noah.

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