Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for April 06, 2011

Good morning, Birdbrainiacs! Guess why you’re extinct now!

The night life in LA on Wilshire Blvd. just wasn’t what it is today back then. Being a party animal was hazardous to your health!

Better start paddling boys!

Please, please, please tell me all the faces sank in the mire. Bad cartoon, canines would be that stupid, not felines.

They are Lew, they all sank in the tar pit!

This was before the days when chickens had roads to cross

To get to the other side?

Sorry, Lew, there are tar-drop faces shaken from the mammoth.

♪♫When you wish upon us tar…♪♫

Mornin’ Folks

I can’t tell you again; I’ve got to be spending my energy on how to get outta here.

and thus the “primordal ooze” factor surfaces again….

Is that bird in the bush (just left of the fat part of the mammoth tail) as good as a bird in the hand?

They don’t have any more strength to get out. They’re too tarred.

So that’s how they got there!

There are faces everywhere Lew. Don’t believe a word anyone else says.

face in the grass