Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 21, 2020

tell, warn, elevator, lift, hood, bonnet… it’s all the same

“And you must be the [infamous] Andy Capp.” FIFY.

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , our HERO Mr Andrew Capp’s flirting advances advances towards the new barmaid are foiled by Jack (there is a proverb in Maltese , roughly translated into Brit " without money , you can neither hug nor kiss" and Andy his skint :o) my Avatar is the figure of my birth sign Leo roaring his head off because he feels happy like I do since most of my problems of yesterday have been solved how was your day? ours should be busy but calm I hope , ignoring the mess our hall is in , take care and BCNU pal

a good boss must illustrate well to his employees the difficulties and hardships of the job … ;)

Careful, Andy. She may be a stickler on tabs.

Well, she’s certainly giving ’im lip – and not in a nice way! :D

Jeez, with a puss like that, the regulars will be off to the Pig and Whistle.

She already knows you’re not ’zackly a big tipper, matey.

Guess that means she wants the money before service

Another funny strip?? Will miracles never cease!

The Goon Squad definitely must have a new cartoonist working for them. What think you, Poopeye?

She must not be from the area.

Must be a sign of Andy getting old (or world changing) – there was a time he’d been likely walking her home at end of evening (not always, but quite often)

Shucks, no chatting up and no freebies.

Andy is the true definition of “riff raff”

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

Today I gave another pint of my lifesaving blood in 4 mins, 27 secs! It was coming out really fast. I didn’t mention it yesterday in case my appointment got cancelled. Last time, I wasn’t able to give a full pint because of blood flow issues but today I did.

Whoo hoo!

You should make a comment saying “My name is Affie. Hear me roar!”

Stay safe, stay well and stay happy, pal.

I bet she carries a can of mace.

She heard a lot about Andy, and unfortunately it’s all true.