Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 19, 2011
April 18, 2011
April 20, 2011
Transcript:
scrappy lad: I have here a complete list of all your powers! there's over two dozen listed here!! can't you just give me one?? captain: no way!!I need all my powers!! scrappy lad: Really?? When was the last time you talked to a lobster? captain: I like to get a medical history before I eat one...
zero over 13 years ago
We can all talk to a lobster. We can’t all get it to have good taste….
Kirokithikis over 13 years ago
I talk to lobsters whenever I see them - “run away before they eat you!!!”
They never listen to me though
lewisbower over 13 years ago
As a New England raised Super Chef, I talk to lobsters. I say, “Prepare to meet your boiling doom, oh evil crustacean.” and they meekly slip from my fingers into the bubbling pot of justice as my sidekick KittyCat watches in admiration.
Nebulous Premium Member over 13 years ago
I don’t think I could trust a lobster to give me his correct medical history, even if I understood what he was saying.
Karen345 over 13 years ago
Lobsters are high in cholesterol, and price!
runar over 13 years ago
I once went to a “pick your own” lobster dinner, and there was one who was pointing a claw at another lobster and holding up a sign that said, “Pick Him”.