Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 29, 2020

I’m surprised he didn’t ask Leela. (Futurama)

Between voting for Dirk Raider and getting poked in the eye with a stick or voting for Donald Trump.

I see these guys have played Zobmondo (‘would you rather’) before…

For at least one election, I’d be willing to give an eye. I mean, I can always go on Wheel of Fortune and buy another.

Poked in the eye with a stick? Is this the source of the alien DNA being used in medicine?

Please don’t tell the readers of Big Nate that today’s strip here involves a poll!

“My good eye or my bad eye?”

I hate these one sided surveys. The Repub ones I get are the worst. They don’t give any answer that makes them look bad. So, whatever you say, you’re for them. I usually trash these and recycle the paper.

“Well?”

“I’m thinking!” (With a tip-o-the-hat to Jack Benny) ☺

Would you prefer to read my exceedingly insightful, amazingly hilarious, and always life-changing GoComics comments or eat a squishy bug?

“If you’re still trying to figure out whether to vote for me or Brewster…..well R U Sirius?”

-Dirk Raider

I once was cornered by a poster who asked questions like:

Would you vote for Jack Johnson if he stole millions from his company?

Would you vote for Jack Johnson if he plans to cancel Medicare so he could spend the money on hookers and drugs?

Would you vote for Jack Johnson if he drinks the blood of the living?

Turns out the poll was from his political rival. The questions were based on nothing — the guy just wanted to suggest them to voters.