WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for August 06, 2020

I hate getting up early period. To hell with emails.

I never have to worry about that. There are always emails from before I’ve even awakened.

Then turn on the computer.

Early? It’s sunrise for heavens sake!

Quit moaning! You have till 8:00 am get ready for your Zoom meeting!

It’s the only way to be caught up in only a couple of minutes!

I hate getting up so late that all the Comment space is already taken up.

So he wants SPAM for breakfast?

Or when someone else has posted the comment you were thinking about?

Strike up a friendship with the next person who emails you from Nigeria. They’re 5 hours ahead of USA east coast.

So relax with your coffee.. enjoy the moment, it won’t last long

Not even the Nigerian Prince cares enough… and they’re 6 hours ahead!

I don’t have that problem. I get some at 2 or 3 in the morning.

NOBODY gets up before Amazon’s computers.