Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for July 29, 2020

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    dwane.scoty1  about 4 years ago

    Slick Willie❓

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    Kind&Kinder  about 4 years ago

    Not bad, Mike!

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    theincrediblebulk  about 4 years ago

    so my wife isn’t the only person to pronounce Arkansas as “R-can-sis”

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    Call me Ishmael  about 4 years ago

    On my journey to Memphis one year/ into Arkansas I had to veer/ my visit was brief/ and I left with relief/ and henceforth I’m staying right here!

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    Call me Ishmael  about 4 years ago

    I hope that this firing hurt less/ than the one of the guy who went shirtless/ this man from Arkansas/ may well have been pantsless/ or maybe a Scot – going skirtless. (Drrrapin’ rrregimental !)

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    S.Curtis Premium Member about 4 years ago

    So who got fired?

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    Linguist  about 4 years ago

    Ladies, beware of men from Arkansas/ like Lance, my handsome brother-in-law/ You’d on the wrong track/ with that Razorback/ What you’d get was not what you saw.

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    22Wu33/es Premium Member about 4 years ago

    except that Arkansas doesn’t rhyme with Francis….

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    Call me Ishmael  about 4 years ago

    Pusillanimous people like me/ From the confinesof Arkansas flee/the grounds for our movement/is the striking improvement/ when you cross into Tennessee.

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