Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for April 12, 2011

All instinct is gone!

Good Morning, Fellow Birdbrains!

Someone stole my notes.

A day without faces is like a day without Anita Bryant.

I’d say C. Chances are there’s not enough cover for A or B.

Is that a bloody leg on the table? Yuk!

I’d say D!

█ E. Ask her to be your date to the next wild antelope party.

Not a stag party Larry?

Dunno, MisngNOLA. I can’t read the story, only the headline.

I see a sexy girl in the mall, I subtly stare at her legs and bum and pretend to be looking at my phone.

Opps bleeep, gave away my secret!

If an antelope falls on the plain and there’s nobody else around, is it herd?

Good one DFrog!

If the gazelle was already in the range I would just turn it on and cook it

Stella!!!!!

Sorry, whenever I see that name I channel Elaine Benes. Anyway, I’d say E) Complement the gazelle and try to get its phone number.

If you stare at it long enough, there is an owl’s face on the front panel of the desk under the “fresh” leg.

Good morning, Everyone!

Awesome, DFrog! LOL

I can’t see any faces at the moment. I’m really offended by that.

How do you capture a unique antelope?

You ‘neek up on him.

How do you capture a tame antelope?

‘Tame way: you ‘neek up on him.

How do you capture a wild antelope?

It’s wild, but ‘tame way: you ‘neek up on him.

A; B requires too much luck with cover and wind, C falsely or precariously assumes you can outrun a gazelle, and D is actually tempting, but a lone animal is ugly in the head, and so already fulfills the lion’s duty to cull.

Bmonk Not getting enough sleep? LOL!

A fresh leg a day keeps the doctor away.