The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 23, 2020

Obviously.

Great joke, Scott. Massively original.

This distancing rule is not about Covid, it’s about the big-endian/little-endian war. If they get close to each other, they start throwing eggs.

How about Gulliver?

Wouldn’t their perspective of feet be rather smaller? Or maybe they ought to just go metric.

It’s small-minded thinking like this that keeps the virus going.

6’ isn’t enough…..20’ is preferred….

No, I am good with this.

If they did this, our government would probably work more effectively.

And we will continue to do this until no one ever dies from anything ever again.

It takes so many more sound decibels to get poor Gulliver’s tympanic membranes a-vibrating. Sadly, during these times. And who forgot to pick up the meeting muffins on Drury Lane?

Proportionally speaking…

Meanwhile the Brobdingnagians are tripping over each other.

Apart from the space requirement, this shouldn’t be a problem since everybody texts these days.

Hey! Don’t sweat the small stuff.

Let’s not be gullible