Hoping to find out more about smartphones for whales. Waterproof, receive signals underwater and giant screens. I’m sure they could be marketed to humans.
Back in the 70s after the freedom marches, peaceful sit-ins, etc.. I figured out whales were beaching in protest of what we were doing to the oceans in terms of pollution.
Stupid whale. GPS is a system of satellites and knows nothing at all about landmarks. He should have gotten something with maps, like a navigation system.
jreckard over 4 years ago
He’s lieing through his baleen.
Leojim over 4 years ago
Abort the mission
Nachikethass over 4 years ago
He doesn’t believe in asking for guidance, I suppose!
AtariDragon over 4 years ago
That would have been a plausible excuse ~3 million years ago, when the Isthmus of Panama formed.
jpayne4040 over 4 years ago
Maybe you have a problem following directions.
kelese over 4 years ago
I knew I should have turned left at Albuquerque!
P51Strega over 4 years ago
It was a fluke in the programming.
P51Strega over 4 years ago
Now, just hump back to the water or you’ll be sad and blue.
DavidSharp Premium Member over 4 years ago
Hoping to find out more about smartphones for whales. Waterproof, receive signals underwater and giant screens. I’m sure they could be marketed to humans.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
His natural sense of direction has gone kaflooey again….
J Short over 4 years ago
He always thinks he’s Wright.
wbezemek over 4 years ago
Back in the 70s after the freedom marches, peaceful sit-ins, etc.. I figured out whales were beaching in protest of what we were doing to the oceans in terms of pollution.
garcoa over 4 years ago
Just take it back to the store and get an updated model.
homeboy over 4 years ago
Recalculating!
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 4 years ago
GPS should help you be punctuwhale.
petermerck over 4 years ago
We trip into water fountains and off docks while looking at phones so why not whales falling onto a beach.
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
Men will never ask for directions.
the lost wizard over 4 years ago
Quit your wailing.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 4 years ago
Do whales use cell phones? I thought they used iPods.
mwksix over 4 years ago
She insisted that he should stop and ask for directions at that last whaling station…
Teto85 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Well, that’s better than being a nuclear tipped missile. 42.
Cactus-Pete over 4 years ago
Stupid whale. GPS is a system of satellites and knows nothing at all about landmarks. He should have gotten something with maps, like a navigation system.
namelocdet over 4 years ago
Back-beach driver.
j.l.farmer over 4 years ago
hope the tide comes in soon!
neatslob Premium Member over 4 years ago
The 2016 navigation update from Honda still didn’t know about a commercial shopping “village” that was built in 1999.