Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for July 29, 2020

I can hardly wait for shedding season and the mountain of skin peels he will leave behind. Then the jokes will switch to – Itch!!

All they need is a tub of butter.

Ah, Herman. You can’t be beet!

I’m burned from the sun. Glad to meet you, I’m Sam from the Earth.

Ah, then it’s almost as bad as the feeling you get when you wake up and realize it’s a workday (and you’re an “essential”). Got it.

I feel for you Herman. Let me buy you a drink… one Fireball, please.

Just looking at him makes me hurt….ew

Keep your sunburn ointment in the fridge. It’ll feel really good when you put it on

Cinder? I don’t even know ’er… ☀️ ☺

Stop. You’re getting me excited.

Herman is a victim of nuclear fuchsia-n …!

Add in a flame thrower, and you’ve nailed it!

I think standing naked on the surface of the sun rather supersedes the hot peppers.