Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 06, 2020

Hmm…. sounds like “slam me”, I guess?

Snap into a salami, Jim!

A coupla weeks ago, a contractor thought his client ordered a house “Reno-vation.”

A couple days ago, the bartender thought somebody ordered a “ginger Al.”

Today… somehow the deli guy may have misheard an order for a “SLAM ME”???

Really?

I never sausage a hash of mis-hearings….

The characters in this strip have the wurst comprehension ever, if I mayo say so.

I know Dan’s on a roll, with the cheesy jokes..but it’s really kinda crumby for the toons themselves.

Lettuce hope they earn enough bread to get a health care plan that passes mustard…

It’s already kinda late for them to ketchup with herring tests.

But any way you slice it,

if nothing is done they’ll all be in a terrible pickle.

Sorry, no take backs.

Oh, well you need to speak more clearly.

By the way, adding salami to the slam me costs extra.

Could have been worse. Salome might have shown up demanding his head,

Garbled communication would be understandable excuse if he wore a mask. Of course I’d be more worried about wrestler not wearing one , ’cause I shudder to think what COVID-19 jacked on steroids would do …..

What ya gonna do when the Hulkster and his 24-inch capicolas run wild on you, brother!!

And got the ‘baloney,’ instead.

Don’t order the Grand Slam at Dennys.

Good think the big guy wasn’t in the mood for hamburger!

Wrestling may be an act but that doesn’t excuse that guy for being such a ham.

He certainly made an impression.

Should have got the knockwurst.