The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 30, 2020

Golf for me is a Volkswagen car. Nothing more .

Must be paying that “pro” plenty. No moneybags parked next to the desk. :-0

When will he ever learn to keep his mouth shut.

Ouch.

I could see that coming off the tee. But that was my golf game, all short game.

The ultimate short game – Miniature Golf. Play the whole course with your putter.

MY short game starts the moment I step out of my truck, and onto the course… short legs, short arms, short clubs…

He should quit.

Sounds like me!