Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 01, 2011

You were expecting rum, maybe?

Get the hammer Mom!

Beautiful nightgown, Mom, newest fashion!

LOL!

The “little darlin’” deserves something more than just water………maybe some knock out drops???

Naw, this is just a comic strip!

That nightie is to make sure she doesn’t end up with another kid. One is enough….more than enough…

@GrimmaTheNome

you’ve got that right ;)

You were expecting maybe soda, Calvin?

Good morning, Marg, Mike & ♠Lonewolf♠

He had a hankering for cocoa with little marshmallows…

Calvin your big enough to get up and get your own drink!

ohhhh Boy So thirsty….^_^

‘Water’ you expecting, Calvin …the milk of human kindness?

Who else is in the bedroom in panel 2 besides Calvin? Hobbes is just a stuffed animal!

Calvin likes his water shaken, not stirred.

Must control fist of death.

Why is the rum always gone?

I wonder what Calvin Burgers would taste like…

@NebulousRikulau,Thank you for the response.But how can Hobbes not wake up when Calvin shouts “MOMMMM! I’m thirsty!” His parents both woke up at the first holler down the hall to their bedroom. Hobbes must be a ‘sound sleeper’. Is that an oxymoron as well as a play-on-words?BTW, a person who snores could be called a ‘sound sleeper’.

MOMMMM has M&Ms again!

Please take this back and bring milk and cookies. Why couldn’t you have done that in the first place. Oh…and while you are at it, a tuna fish sandwich for my friend here. Chop, chop!

“The room service in the joint is LOUSY!”

Give him some NyQuil – and plenty of it!

How about some Nyquil Calvin?

Bill – any thoughts of a comeback? we miss you.

Next it’ll be cyanide.

Yes Calvin.. Just water.. What did you want? A Pepsi?

LOL LOL LOL xxx

should have given him the water, poured on his head, after that comment. lol

C’mon mom break out the bourbon

Clavin does this rag smell like Chloroform?? Muhahaha!!

The little darling is thirsty

“And while you’re up, get me a Schwepps” – When Calvin grows up he, no doubt, will quaff the occasional 200 year old Chivas Regal in a cut lead crystal glass…..

Not only is it water….it’s “bathroom” water! That will never do, it tastes different from “kitchen” water!

funny how he doesn’t call his dad…

I think it was when we hit about 4 or 5 that we were old enough to get our own water at night…

You were expecting a Samuel Adams Boston Lager?

“what have I told you Calvin, alcohol is not good for you!” – Mom

“GASP!” -Calvin

Makes you wonder how kids live long enough to marry and have kids of their own.

“Room Service” is always better than having to get it yourself!!!

What a rotten little kid that Calvin is!!!!! What was he expecting? A bourbon and coke? A margarita? A daiquiri? Of course he was going to get a glass of water!!!

I think he wanted his latte, not this thing you people call water.

Mom: No, it’s a formula that makes you a mutant alien 50 ft. tall! Of course it’s water!!!!!

Alain Harper: I left a message for you on yesterday’s comment section.

He probably wanted a coke on ice or a Sierra Mist :D

I’m telling you, it’s a latte he wants!

that’s why some moms drown their kids

@sallymargaret,Your nightgown must be a “Lulu”!