Monty by Jim Meddick for August 05, 2020

Many of the potential side effects are much worse than the disease, it is supposed to protect you from.

I don’t trust Dr. Jekyll and his vaccine. He has something to Hyde.

This is going to be great!

Now we see the evil side of Sedgwick. Oh wait, that’s the only side he has.

Ooops…that’s the CVS receipt

Talk to any pharmacist, medical researcher, or biologist, and you’ll learn that any “medicine” that doesn’t have side effects probably doesn’t have ANY effects. (Yeah, I’m looking at YOU, homeopathy!)

I learned a new word today: loupe.

Dr. Jerk-ill is going to replace Dr. Fauci very soon.

Hmm. The prospect of a Mr. Sedgwick Hyde is rather entertaining. We shall see, I hope….

“Lemme see that list. Hmmmmm………OK, I can deal with the ‘bleeding gums’ and ‘blurry vision’……….. ‘Nausea and occasional vomiting’ can be tolerated……. But ‘Anal leakage’ is giving me second thoughts.”