Kliban by B. Kliban for July 31, 2020

Any other superficial details are irrelevant.

After the basic introductions, the all-too-familiar sniffing of butts ceremony is soon to follow.

Then along came a dog from Harvard, who said, ‘Canis lupus familiaris.’

I remember my girlfriend pointing out a cute dog that was part chihuahua, and part lab. I said which one was the dad? My girlfriend said, “Well, that should be obvious.”

Flier posted on a telephone pole: “Free puppies! 1/2 AKC pure-bred poodle, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog”

Dogs have a very discriminating sense of smell. It would actually be, from left-to-right, “dog” in tiny little letters and “DOG” in enormous Gothic font. :)

Dogs is dogs.

I have seen a group of dogs of all different sizes playing together. The big ones were careful to not hurt the small ones.

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