I love this one, even if it gives me a mental image of Charlie Brown roasted and salted.
Maybe “because” is more honest than “even if.”
Does that mean that it is possible that it might not contain any traces of peanuts? hmmm.
Caution: May contain traces of Peppermint Patty.
So what? I’ve seen that in real life.
Yes, we have to put warnings on everything for ‘those people’.
My million year old Tibetan salt expires this year.
Is it also gluten free and vegan?
may contain traces of macadamia nuts…
Your ampersand is backwards
Art imitates life. That warning was supposedly on packets of airline peanuts
jimmjonzz Premium Member over 4 years ago
I love this one, even if it gives me a mental image of Charlie Brown roasted and salted.
Maybe “because” is more honest than “even if.”
Qiset over 4 years ago
Does that mean that it is possible that it might not contain any traces of peanuts? hmmm.
Andrew Sleeth over 4 years ago
Caution: May contain traces of Peppermint Patty.
Tigressy over 4 years ago
So what? I’ve seen that in real life.
Perkycat over 4 years ago
Yes, we have to put warnings on everything for ‘those people’.
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
My million year old Tibetan salt expires this year.
mpolo11 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Is it also gluten free and vegan?
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
may contain traces of macadamia nuts…
Cornelius Robinson Premium Member over 4 years ago
Your ampersand is backwards
aussie399 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Art imitates life. That warning was supposedly on packets of airline peanuts