Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for August 07, 2020

If I permitted Elliot to swim to Mexico, I’d ask him to bring me a chapulín taco and an horchata.

Tony asked, about 4 hours ago

Mexico or Canada?

Mexico or Canada what?

I swam to Mexico once across the Rio Grand, about 200 yards.

I’ll stay here in Canada.

I’ll stay in America!!! With all its problems and all, with my family!!! They’re a country in themselves LOL!!!

I talked to an old retired Marine. He had been all over the world. I asked him which country he liked best. He said this one.

NEVER underestimate the stupidity of a male teenager!!

Swimming to Mexico isn’t the problem, but swimming back might be.

That’s gonna be quite a swim. Don’t they live in New York?

Bye bye Elliot!