Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 14, 2020

I’ve been practicing social distancing for so long that Sasquatch has a blurry picture of me hanging on his wall.

They haven’t found him yet i?

That’s one huge step for a man…

I have it on good authority his name is Darryl.

No, but it will be a great achievement!

Don’t forget coolers for the beer you’ll need!

i hear he’s in Seoul

I’ve about had it with the Flo commercials! They are getting stupid and annoying….

GROAN!

90% of the Progressive commercials I like. However…my 2 favs now are “Darryl” and the bulldog gleefully saying “YYEESS!” when the noodle thing slides off the table to his mouth. There are others I mute AFAIC.