Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for August 10, 2020

OK young man. My opening bid is an “F”.

why not? Everything else seems to be.

Now I want dim sum for lunch.

Fits right in with the academics that are saying that math is a social construct and racist. I’m still trying to figure out how 2+2 can be anything but 4 except in the imagination of those who hate math and those who revel in math.

Trump thinks 2+2=5 and he is racist !

Maybe they’re really big 2’s.

OK, instead of a D I’ll give you an F.

Future agent.

Future President.