Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 25, 2011

I’m waiting for my wedding tea cup! (not)

I ordered genuine commemorative photo reproductions with authenticity certificates. (Much more official than certificates of authenticity.) Some day my prints will come.

Yup, and nobody in America bought a picture of the Irish Catholic President. Everyone in my neighborhood hung it next to Jesus Christ.

At least my net connection works again after being out most of the last 24 hrs. here in Hillbilly Heaven. Give me a call when they have a new King. Or we do…

The media need to try to sell something. Personally if I want to see two strangers get married I’d go to my local church on a Saturday and watch that. That said Kate is a hottie.

Brewster says, “…came in he mail.” I’m surprised no one else caught this glaring typo. Or is this an underlying sexist remark propagated by exploited male radicals trying to regain their lost stature in society?

algurka, it’s because Brewster is a real he-male. Except for the oven mitt: http://www.theroyalwedding-2011.info/royal-wedding-products-B0000AR04R.html

That kind.

Yay! A week of strips (I hope!) riffing on the royal wedding. This should be good.

ah yes, the royal wedding merchandise. another boost for China’s economy

Am I the only one who does not give a big rat’s fig about the royal wedding?

@algurka Nobody noticed that because they’re too busy noticing the other mistake: “What kind of imbecile GET’S caught up…”

The package Brewster got was originally an ordinary one, then it held up a little sword and said “By the postage of Grayskull!” And that’s how it became He-Mail.

I think Dr Mel (Tim’s alter ego) is farming out his work to non-English speaking countries, hence the egregious grammatical and typographical errors. Or did you consume too much Easter eggnog, Tim?

I’m not familiar with this specific insectoid wedding protocol. Do they rip off eachothers’ wings or does she bite off his head?

To get to the RU Sirius, maybe it’s High-Energy (thus HE) Mail?

I’ll pass on the whole clean-up-the-mess trope, thanks!

While I have nothing but well wishes for the Middleton-no last name given wedding and think they look like a nice enough couple, the coverage is a bit over the top.