Close to Home by John McPherson for April 29, 2011

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    margueritem  over 13 years ago

    ???

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    magnamax  over 13 years ago

    me too

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    Otto Knowbetter  over 13 years ago

    I’ll see your ??? and raise you a WTF.

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    Hillbillyman  over 13 years ago

    Ok, what is the desperate move?

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 13 years ago

    Somebody clue us in!

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    eric stott  over 13 years ago

    Drinking it?

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    yycmystery  over 13 years ago

    Not a clue!

    John help us out here.

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    barbhinkins  over 13 years ago

    waiting for the clue while watching the royal wedding!

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    John9  over 13 years ago

    Maybe she used it all at once, I think that someone did that the other day at the mall.

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    odeliasimone  over 13 years ago

    All of you are wrong. She is lifting up her dress and going to put it in her undies and she will then look pregnant and get through the line without being disturbed. Hopefully.

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    starlilies  over 13 years ago

    If she were going to make herself look pregnant, why would she whistle and get noticed? Yeah, I’m not getting this one either…. what am I missing?

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    Rista  over 13 years ago

    I don’t get today’s strip, but then I don’t get TSA either. I don’t feel a bleeep bit safer flying and since they “upgraded” to full contact body searches and full body radiation treatments I quit flying too.

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    dmanc33  over 13 years ago

    ??????????

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    John Phelps  over 13 years ago

    Naw, it’s in her mouth.

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    andybyram  over 13 years ago

    beviek got it

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    Woody157  over 13 years ago

    I think Allen is correct about the sweet smelling tastebudes. Be kind to the TSA Inspector (why?) having to do the oral cavity search.

    The ‘sweet smelling taste buds’ thing is sort of like the samurai, before going into battle, would burn incense in his helmet so if he is killed in battle, his head will smell sweet when brought before the winning commander. This was done so as to show prowess in battle and receive his bounty for his kills.

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    poppyfield  over 13 years ago

    It puzzled me too, then i got it. I think she is holding the perfume in her mouth, and is humming, not whistling. Humming, not to attract attention, but to be like “I am of no concern to others.”

    If you’ve got liquid in your mouth, you can only hum…. which makes sense. Then she will spit it back into the perfume bottle after her luggage goes through.

    All I can say is yech, that’s got to taste bad. But clever…

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    craigwestlake  over 13 years ago

    I believe the reason the woman is humming is so that the guard will think she is a singer and the bottle is the moistener throat-spray that they use…

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