Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 30, 2011

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    comicgos  over 13 years ago

    That’ll be extra!

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    Llewellenbruce  over 13 years ago

    Working for the Fink would drive anyone to drink.

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    EarlWash  over 13 years ago

    Bung will take a 55 gallon drum of it.

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    roadhog1953  over 13 years ago

    And a Valium please!

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    Woody157  over 13 years ago

    I was watching the wedding of Prince William and Catherine. With the Queen and that entourage, it would drive me to drink. Did you see the hats those ladies had on? Some of them were a lot strange. I’m speaking of the hats, THE HATS!

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    Hillbillyman  over 13 years ago

    They were a Royal Wedding? Who got married?

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    I‘m surprised there aren’t more drunks in the Fink’s empoy.

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    allanwr  over 13 years ago

    Well, Sir Rodney’s nose is the same shape and colour as Bung’s, which is suggestive. :-) Though in his case it may be more in the nature of Dutch Courage.

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    Dkram  over 13 years ago

    I think old Bung is about to fall off the wagon.

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    lewisbower  over 13 years ago

    My shrink won’t let me drink anymore because substance abuse counselors are notoriously underpaid. Ooh, Ooh, and he wouldn’t get to hear my sex fantasies if I pass out every night before I score with the movie star/model/cheerleader, er I didn’t write that last word. I do have confidentiality don’t I?.

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    stuart  over 13 years ago

    Nabuquduriuzhur, nicotine really is good for your nerves. It’s just that it’s bad for your heart and arteries, and if taken via smoking, the smoke kills your lungs (and chewing the leaf is carcinogenic). Drug companies have been trying to find a way to modify nicotine to reduce the negative side effects while keeping the benefits.

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    lin4869  over 13 years ago

    My Mom’s doctor also prescribed smoking to ease her nerves, in the 60s. She said he had a ciggarette going in each of his examination rooms!

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