Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 25, 2020

I would just order online. It might not even matter if the clothes fit; you can hide a lot of adjustments where the camera can’t see them.

All hail the “back to school” flag!

So, the other day, on ZOOM and one of the Marketing guys is talking, and moving about. I realized he was wearing a good shirt and tie combination, but his pants were on his lap, he wasn’t wearing them, just using them to cover up – and it sort of looked like he was wearing them. He called me after the meeting and I asked him. He said he’d been doing that for about a month, and I was the first to notice. His wife even cut a pair of pants in half and put snaps on it so he could wear false pants.

Why did he go to all this trouble?

I have no idea, but I assume it was just to amuse himself. Certainly wasn’t professional.

At least they don’t need new school shoes. Homeschool kids I know never wear shoes.

June is adapt better than her children.

I like seeing the different flags.

You gonna get a virtual apple for the teacher?

Why a flag promoting apples and cigarettes?

Just need back to school shirts

The madness was real….