Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for March 28, 2021

That’s assault (at least).

I want an app that plays the sound of a desk phone being slammed down when I hang up.

I have wanted one of these for AGES! Or at least something that would fry the computers of ransom hackers, Foreign nationals trying to mess with our elections, White supremacists spreading lies, presidents spreading lies, and the like. Oh yeah, and precisely this for scammers calling about auto warranties.

I want one.

I let them speak and then block the number. The charities I do contribute to get their donations at the proper time.

I have an air horn. But only had the patience to get that far in the call to use it once.