Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for July 08, 2022

…and a shot of whiskey.

“Better safe than sorry” at its… worst. :-)

“The side effects are worse than the disease.” Carlin the Great.

My favorite: “Don’t take (insert medicine name) if you are allergic to it”

My grandmother’s remedy. Whiskey and a hat. Put the hat at the foot of the bed and drink the whiskey until you don’t see it anymore.

She has a husband who can go to the store for her. Why is she out spreading her “joy?”

Took my 80 + year old Mother to get an x-ray. The sign by the door read :“Please let the Radiologist know if you are or think you might be pregnant.” I couldn’t get Mom to tell her, “I might be pregnant.”

I have some capsules that are supposed to be good for my eyes. As I recall, the instructions say that they shouldn’t be taken within two hours before or after meals or other medications. Doesn’t really leave much of the day…