Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for June 05, 2023

It’s not that hard

That’s why you aren’t working for NASA.

It’s the toilet paper roll that’s a b!tch…

Paper towels, toilet paper, a coil of stamps…the men who designed the seal on these items must be brothers.

There’s plumbing in space?

Plastic wrap and tape.

never had that problem with the brand I buy. Also, if you don’t have a pet, you can leave some hang over for the next person.

Finding the end of cellophane tape is harder. Even when you find it, it’s difficult to free the end from the roll. Paper towels don’t have that problem.

Put your cat on the counter. They’ll run the whole roll out for you. Over the counter, onto the floor.

Because you are rolling it the wrong way!