Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 17, 2020

It sounds like they’re floundering.

They’re not fishing just for the halibut!

And they have to have fish because they are on a diet?

“I know the stakes, but you can’t catch one sitting in a boat. "

Buying fish could turn into a bad halibut.

I’m sick of herring you carp all the time.

Any more jokes here would just be trolling….

Hopefully they will have the oppor-tuna-ty to catch a common cod. And when they get back to shore they can drive home in their ling cod Town Car.

It doesn’t take rock cod science.

I’d go with the steaks.

Probably have better luck with the fishing lines in the water.

“Lutefisk: The piece of cod that passes all understanding.”