Bliss by Harry Bliss for August 18, 2020

Ishmael is too busy clinging to a coffin.

And why isn’t the whale white?

Don’t think Harry read the book..

This is the show-stopping dance number at the end of MOBY! The Musical!

Special training for dancing on a peg leg was required. Tricksy for the tap sequences.

“Call me, Ishmael!”

Gosh, wonder what made him think of that.

Wonder how long he can hold his breath under water ?

If he survives, he’ll have a whale of a tale!

“For hydrangeas’ sake, I spit on them.”

And then plant them on top of my empty grave.

Ahab has a huge …

Just to be pedantic… “Ishmael” was a nom de plume in Moby DIck, not the narrator’s real name.

Until I read the story, I thought Moby Dick was a venereal disease.

It’s always good to remember the plants-

An excerpt from the chapter the editors cut. Ahab managed to escape the gray whale but fails to learn is lesson.

Moby is a bit dark. Probably not white because that would be aga.insteverythingthe trenboid obliviot lefties think they stand for.But it is still cultural appropriation, whatever that is. I think.