In Security by Bea R. for August 08, 2020

At least they got a product placement fee from the Scotch tape company.

Hubbs: That is NOT me, and i do NOT sound like that!!!

Be careful Roy, Sedine didn’t like your comment very much.

If that’s Hubbs, what’s Ellie like?

Not even close to the same build as Hubbs! Did the director even see a picture of Hubbs? Must of been a head shot only, the ears are spot on.

Relatable? They say everyone’s a critic, not a comedian.

Ah levity, you’re doing it wrong director! This is a golden age for criticizing directors, at least Counter-Hubbs has a chance, Pseudo-Sedine alone is a gold mine of jokes! XD

At least they got the hair and face right on this guy, chin could be pointier though, but his first joke already falls flat, jokes are meant to stick, just like checks if they bounce it means they’re no good!

Ellie better blow this movie out of the water, but that is just a though on my part.

Or will it be shy Shar. with her camera to roy’s rescue?

…and starring The Duke as Himself.

This is spinning some where, I don’t know.

Super Sedine didn’t kill the Aswang, even with all those noise and shooting. What a terrible shot! She should have used her martial arts and laid him out.

Comedy Hubbs not buff enough…..they did get his ears right.

They should never have cancelled Face-Off. Even the contestants who got booted early would have done better jobs on the ears.

Why am I sensing the return of She-Woman riding her Battle-Kitten in the next scene?

I fear neither Roys will make it to the hospital in time…

This is suppose to be a monster movie right?

I said many times that BeaR should be on Adult Swim with her own show. Is this her Cautionary tale of what happens when the creator loses control of her creation?

I hope not, and the fact that she can translate it to paper / screen shows that she knows the path too well to cross it. So much going on here.

This Hollywood-style meddling in a real-life movie reminds me of a “…Captain Planet” episode “Holllywaste”(?) where stunt doubles for the Planeteers looked TOO Hollywood-y according to the story; plastic?

Hubbs wasn’t even IN that story arc!