Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 29, 2020

I hope Honey’s maternal instincts kick in.

They sure have houses in nice locations in Doonesbury.

Star wood in Aspen….

Hunter S. Thompson lived near Aspen, Colorado.

I’m not sure our Duke isn’t missing out on an opportunity here. A federally granted opportunity to build his own army. A church-y cartel if you will.

But… the orphans could have cleaned out the attic. Doesn’t Duke plan to put them to work??

This is dark, even for Uncle Duke.

Not the dungeon…er, that is, basement?

A “Noble” Prize winner in the making

And, all the great Jobs he’s got lined up for them.

What kid wouldn’t like being locked in a WalMart all night while they clean the floors?