Scary Gary by Mark Buford for August 16, 2020

Shh. It’s Secret.

Strong enough for a man but made for a zombie

What does a rotting zombie know about deodorant? LOL

There aren’t enough braaains in that group to make the zombie even interested.

Old Splice?

Irish Spleen?

Axed?

Degreek?

Suamp?

Doesn’t work for rotting flesh.

What about his ring around the collar!?

Oh, this can’t be the body Travis borrowed!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Zombie’s arm might come unglued if he used underarm deodorant. But I agree with Gary’s basic premise: zombie stench is vile! (By contrast, vampires are sweet- and pleasant-smelling,)