Fang: Wanna go running with me?
Eno: Running? Are you crazy?! Heel spurs, torn tendons, joint damage, fallen arches... I'm staying on the couch where it's safe.
Many years ago there was plaster on the couch when Flo got home from work and Andy was rubbing his head. He said, “Plaster fell from the ceiling and hit me on the head.”
comicgos over 13 years ago
Eno, what if your beer falls over?
Llewellenbruce over 13 years ago
Then it will look like he peed his shorts.
marbleyard over 13 years ago
Good stuff
Woody157 over 13 years ago
Tell him that he’d have 72 student nurses taking care of him.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
LLewellenbruce So? Like that would be the first time?
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Stop whining & just do it Eno. Work off that beer gut.
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
No pain, no gain, JohnnyDiego except for what’s on you waste line.
slhansen07 over 13 years ago
I’ll take tendon damage over a beer belly anyday.
LeStats over 13 years ago
Fang runs and still has a beer belly?
ilsapadu over 13 years ago
Many years ago there was plaster on the couch when Flo got home from work and Andy was rubbing his head. He said, “Plaster fell from the ceiling and hit me on the head.”
Flo said, “Oh dear, did it knock you conscious?”
comicnut4636 over 13 years ago
…and he got ALL that on one trip to the ‘fridge. And the dog wants him to go for a run?