Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for August 27, 2020

Maybe he should try auto-correct. After only a few frustrations, he’ll zap the fiends that ever came up with it.

I thought Adam was in charge of naming the animals.

I can imagine that would feel very, ‘AAAKWAAAARD.’

I have a theory based on Darwin’s theory of evolution. Given how important texting is to young people, it is no doubt an important part of their mating rituals. Young people who are adept at texting are more likely to attract a mate than those who cannot text.

Eventually this will lead to a race of people with overdeveloped thumbs. Muscular at the base; pointy at the tip.

According to this theory, fat-thumbed people, like myself, will eventually go extinct.

Down the old A-hole.

I really don’t know how people type with their thumbs. I have enough difficulty hitting the right letter with a fingertip.

kofofe

We don’t want a repeat of the oposssssummmmm incident.

Maybe he just had too much coffee.

Old joke about Adam and Eve naming all the animals:

“Let’s call this one a rhinoceros.”

“Why?”

“It looks more like a rhinoceros than any other animal we’ve seen.”

But the Boss is all-knowing and all-powerful, so he already knows what each animal’s name will be. The name he types out is exactly what it was meant to be. The phone is just a prop.

I knew some “Blazek’s” when I lived in Ennis, Texas. I wonder if they’re any relation to the author….

It’s the new team from Baaaaahstun.