Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for August 26, 2020

Careful, else she could end up all “heavy and squishy” like dad someday (see yesterday’s strip).

Time to try for a fourth kid?

Maybe a Percocet and then a cookie.

A shameless panderer and she isn’t even a tween yet!

She’s his only daughter, but she’s to narcissistic to catch it.

Oh yes. And don’t forget I’ll need a long flexy straw for my milk.

“Oh, did you want a cookie too?”

There you go. Wisdom of the young. A cookie may not heal the hurt, but it usually helps.

That’s right. Take his mind off the unpleasant part.

Whatever happened to their baby?

My father-in-law makes that same joke all the time, calling people and things his favorite when there’s only one potential candidate in the category. Gets annoying after the 27th time…

Adam … she’s your only daughter.Unless there is something us readers and your wife don’t know …? (LOL)