Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for September 20, 2020

THIS MEANS WAR!!!

I’m coming, hold on, I have to fix this.. someone on the internet is wrong..

What is Horace’s middle name? And don’t say, ‘The same as Jesus’.’ :-P

Give up, Horace. You can’t beat the coGent Bear.

The only weapon I have found that defeats internet trolls is to ignore them

The problem is convincing the rest of the population of the internet to ignore them, too

Some keyboards are prone to misbehavior in warm, humid conditions.

I like the F-Minus cartoon where the guy is at the computer and a woman is behind him looking at her phone, and she says,“Everyone is calling! Did you just post the comment that solves the world’s problems?”

“Yell but don’t hit, Wilbur,” said the famous Mr Ed.

Your best move Horace is to run the format command… it’ll get rid of those Post-It Notes stuck to on your screen….!

Now if you really want to smash em, use all caps plus bold. Maybe even through some italics.

Repartee is witty banter.

Retropartee is when you come up with the perfect comeback three hours too late.

CAPS LOCK – I can handle. Just don’t bring Hitler into it. :)