Herman by Jim Unger for September 02, 2020

Because I’m alien to the law .

Because you haven’t evolved into a higher form of life yet.

This is a big PROBE-lem

I mean I wasn’t here the last time I got pulled over.

We must build that wall.

Some old comedy about a revolution in a third world country:

“i don’t recognize this court!”

“Fine, then you won’t recognize my firing squad, either.”

Alien: Hey it’s me that is supposed to do the probing.

Diplomatic immunity

“I don’t recognize you. You don’t look familiar at all.”

This is not the way we do things where I come from. Come to think about it, I think I’ll go with the court.

Uh, how can he? He’s an alien from another planet.

Throw him in some carbonite and teach him some respect!