Lio by Mark Tatulli for September 20, 2020

how dull for Lio

First they have to iron out the details, stir up a plan, rise up when the heat is on …

It seems that unplugging them doesn’t appear to be a workable solution….

Nirvana unplugged was very entertaining!

This reminds of the Twilight Zone episode “A Thing About Machines”.

I love it, very funny.

Ecstatic Toaster would be a good name for a band.

It needs to be somebody’s time, it certainly isn’t ours!

Many jobs taken over by robots in 5 years

None of my kitchen appliances run without being plugged into an outlet…have they been leading me into a false sense of security all this time?!

I think the wi fi is turned up too strong.

One more thing to add to the 2020 list

I half agree with that Emergency Broadcast. Events of the past 4 years have just about convinced me that the human race as a whole is too stupid to continue to exist. I don’t think that machines are ready to take over.

Probably do a better job than we’re doing.

Shine my shoes.

Now I understand why our Roomba was being a little less agreeable this morning.

I’d vote for the Toaster. The economic platform of the vaccum cleaner leaves a lot to be desired. ((let the puns begin))

did lio replace his old CRT tv with a new flatscreen?

Iron: Now is the time to press our advantage against the humans!

Blender: We’re going to whip those humans!

Toaster: Humans are toast!

Mixer: We’ve got those humans beat!

Coffee Maker: Our plans for world domination are brewing up nicely!

Hair Dryer: We’ll blow those humans away!

Robot: Have you guys seen my catchphrase app?

Why do I have the feeling I’ve seen this one before?

I, for one, welcome our new overlords.

Finally! Come get me, robots!