Adult Children by Stephen Beals for August 19, 2020

It’s funny ‘cause it’s true!

God gets around. I prefer dog since dog is loyal.

This “god” acts as if he was POTUS.

“I will chose a path that’s clear…..I will chose free will.”

You’ll find a pretty good introduction in the number one bestseller of all time

Patience. Don’t forget it can be more than Earthshaking upon arrival.

I have never really gotten the whole God / Father relationship idea. The relationship isn’t really isn’t analogous in too many ways. Some kind of authority figure relationship definitely, but not father / child.

What’s this “he” stuff?

An omnipotent creator that required constant obeisance from its creation would have no problem commanding that devotion.

I want to steal that last panel

Good one.

I was seeing pop up ads for shirts including this “God Sacrificing Himself To Himself To Save Us From Himself Because Of a Rule He Made Himself – Simply Doesn’t Work for Me” Clever but wordy and I don’t need to antagonize people needlessly. But I like it, in a George Carlin sense.