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The blog fails to note that by reducing the life expectancy 8 years, smoking may save the Social Security system. That is almost 100 less checks that have to be printed. So if you love Grandma, send her a carton of Luckies.
Remember, Big tobacco is not the only ones who profit off smoking. With the second highest cigarette tax, my state is on the way to pay off its debt. Be patriotic, light a butt today.
P.S. If anyone would like to come by for a visit Iāll be signing autographs at Adventures in Dentures! in Raytown, Missouri today from 4:00 until bedtime (or 5:30 p.m., whichever comes first). Iāll sign photos from my pictorial* in Not-So-Modern Maturity magazine at $5 a pop (free with every new set of uppers).
* Some featured (and very tasteful) āart workā from the photo shoot can be viewed at my publicistās web site - here, here, and here.
good blogā¦ re: Easter 1955, cute little girlsā¦ fascinating at that age how maturation happensā¦. the look on the middle girlās faceā¦ āIām beautiful and I know itā¦ look out worldā¦ā
Mother Thalweg, how will you make the early bird special for dinner if youāre signing autographs from 4:00 until bedtime? Iām worried you wonāt be fed properly and may pass out.
margueritem almost 14 years ago
Thatās right!
Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Iām a one-wolf manpack.
Well, not āzackly.
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
I am offensive, er offended.
The blog fails to note that by reducing the life expectancy 8 years, smoking may save the Social Security system. That is almost 100 less checks that have to be printed. So if you love Grandma, send her a carton of Luckies. Remember, Big tobacco is not the only ones who profit off smoking. With the second highest cigarette tax, my state is on the way to pay off its debt. Be patriotic, light a butt today.
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 14 years ago
did you know that Muntjac Fawns taste just like chicken?
of course you have to skin them, rip them to pieces and gut them before cooking. mmm, thatās tasty fawn!
Mother Thalweg almost 14 years ago
Dear Mr. 3hourtour
Welcome back. Weāve missed you.
Sincerely,
Rotiferās Mother
P.S. If anyone would like to come by for a visit Iāll be signing autographs at Adventures in Dentures! in Raytown, Missouri today from 4:00 until bedtime (or 5:30 p.m., whichever comes first). Iāll sign photos from my pictorial* in Not-So-Modern Maturity magazine at $5 a pop (free with every new set of uppers).
* Some featured (and very tasteful) āart workā from the photo shoot can be viewed at my publicistās web site - here, here, and here.
Fred Kuechenmeister almost 14 years ago
good blogā¦ re: Easter 1955, cute little girlsā¦ fascinating at that age how maturation happensā¦. the look on the middle girlās faceā¦ āIām beautiful and I know itā¦ look out worldā¦ā
Thomas R. Williams almost 14 years ago
The Free Dictionary also defines him.
MisngNOLA almost 14 years ago
Mother Thalweg, how will you make the early bird special for dinner if youāre signing autographs from 4:00 until bedtime? Iām worried you wonāt be fed properly and may pass out.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Whatās Up, squirrel?
The squirrel goes to Anthrocon: