Agnes by Tony Cochran for August 29, 2020

I guess the spotlight beam is the universe mystery being revealed … either that or an impending alien abduction.

Good, I was getting tired of all the other cults. When do I get to join?

LOL! If nothing else, she’s learned The American Way!

That narrows the field considerably, Agnes.

Too late, ahgoontabya is already out there in the free market now. You’re going to have to have another dream.

Maybe she found a way to ensure honest elections.

“Give me money and I’ll tell you the Secret.

And thus is another religion born.

Just like Carly Simon did with “You’re So Vain”