Ben by Daniel Shelton for August 26, 2020

Yes it is, go hit the sheets. I do like his pajamas though.

A very bad time, kid

Then there’s the kid who caught Mom and Dad having a kiss and a cuddle.Dad says, “What do you want?” Kid says, “I want a watch.”Dad says, “Ok stand in the corner and keep quiet.”

Sounds like a Rodney Dangerfield joke.

“He gets that from your side” “Does not! He’s your child!”

‘Cause I’m already gone And I’m feelin’ strong I will sing this vict’ry song (Bye)

Bad time for them, good time for you. Instead of an allowance, it’ll be a bribe.

I guess self finally got some scents.

You can arrange your own sometime in the future.

What allowance? Oh, that money you used to get for not being a pest at inopportune moments? Check back next month.

They were lucky… still vertical.

Might be a good time to negotiate since they want to get rid of him in a hurry.

Perfect time to negotiate.