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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 13, 2011
May 12, 2011
May 14, 2011
Transcript:
Joe: OK... so what field of entertainment are you trying for? Danae: The fine art of being famous for being famous. Joe: Uh-huh... and how do you do that? Danae: The industry standard is to be the most obnoxious one on a reality show. Joe: Well, wearing sunglasses indoors is a good start. Danae: It's a B-list classic. You can't go wrong with tradition.
comicgos almost 14 years ago
Traditiiiiiiooooooon, Tradition!
GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Being on a reality show is one sure fire way of ensuring I wonât bother you, Danae. I wouldnât want to know ya â wouldnât want your autograph.
thirdguy almost 14 years ago
And to think that kids used to dream of being Astronauts, or Pilots, or Scientists that discovered the cure for cancer. Itâs a good thing that we have our priorities straight, and are cutting money from education.
roctor almost 14 years ago
Get fast tracked by rehabs and the talk shows.
Varnes almost 14 years ago
She looks like Jack Nickleson
Destiny23 almost 14 years ago
Danae âthe most obnoxious oneâ in any given group? Yeah, I can believe thatâŠ
KEA almost 14 years ago
Thanx comicgos, now âFiddler on the Roofâ is playing in my head.
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
If I watched TV Iâd see ads to tell me what reality shows are. Thatâs what ads are for, to tell you what things are. Theyâre not? Why watch them?They put ads in paperbacks, then hardcovers, now my Kindle. Did those guys with hammers and chisels inscribe play dates for Caesarâs Palace?
yuggib almost 14 years ago
Dogsniff said, 27 minutes agoIâm baaaackOH! God!
ilsapadu almost 14 years ago
Sheâs gonna be a fine celebrity.
bmonk almost 14 years ago
You can also pick your parents wisely and make a raunchy videotape that goes viral. Of course, Danae needs to start about 6-8 years back for that method to work.
Possum Pete almost 14 years ago
Are you listening Lilâ John???
bmonk almost 14 years ago
Iâm thinking DanaeâLena was more interested in other things, and obnoxiousness was more a by-product.
MatureCanadian almost 14 years ago
Iâve lost my access to the site âhomeâ so Iâm days behind, anyone else having troubles? I miss my Danae fix daily!
Wiley, love the âCharlie Sheenâ look-a-like, same attitude too, impressive or sad?